A Drink and a Smoke

Alice Thorn · Subject: A Drink and a Smoke Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:38 pm

Alice hauled her cooler and backpack down the beach to a well secluded spot.

I really don't want to deal with any shit for THIS... something so petty...

Finally, she reached her goal. She sat the cooler down and opened her backpack. She mixed herself some whiskey and coke, a personal favorite.

She layed herself a towel and stripped. No need for tan lines, if no one can see me any damn way.

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

Kana had buried himself in the sand near her. Why? He wanted to see if he could do it. And he could! Except for one toe that just would not stay covered...

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Alice Thorn · Subject: Re: A Drink and a Smoke Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:43 pm

After a few cups, and a joint (she couldn't help it... it was too irresistible), she decided to roll over, when she noticed something small and flesh colored sticking up from the sand.

What the flying fuck could that be? Am I hallucinating... AGAIN...

She flicked the object, and jumped back with a shriek. FUCK! It's REAL!

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

Kana had fallen asleep in his comfy sand bad. Feeling her flick his toe, however, caused him to wake up. He wiggled, slowly pushing his foot out. He soon discovered that while it was pretty easy to bury oneself in sand, it was not easy to get back out. All the moving around had gotten sand in his air hole. He coughed and sputtered until his nose and mouth came free.

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Alice Thorn · Subject: Re: A Drink and a Smoke Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:48 pm

Alice screamed.

WHAT THE FUCK?! ZOMBIE?! MUTANT?! MONSTER?!

Alice stepped back. PLEASE DON'T BE REAL!

Tears formed in her eyes from the fear.

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

After struggling for a while, Kana had only freed his hands, feet, and more of his face. "Help..." he said pitifully.

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Alice Thorn · Subject: Re: A Drink and a Smoke Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:51 pm

That voice...

Alice took the hand and pulled as hard as she could.

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

The sand fell off in an avalanche as Kana broke free from his sandy tomb. He shook himself all over to get the sand off, but it stuck persistently to his clothes and shaggy white hair. "Thanks," he said gratefully.

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Alice Thorn · Subject: Re: A Drink and a Smoke Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:54 pm

Alice wrapped herself around him.

"It's you again!" Fate! Thank you!

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

Kana blinked. "OH! I remember you! Crazy-nympho-psycho girl!! How've you been?" He smiled at her and hugged her back.

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Alice Thorn · Subject: Re: A Drink and a Smoke Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:56 pm

"I've been better since then... knowing there was actually a chance with SOMEONE out there..." She looked down at herself.

"Shouldn't I be embarrassed right now?" She was nude after all...

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

He looked down at her and stopped hugging. "Why are you naked?" he asked curiously. "Aren't you afraid of getting sand in your vag?"

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Alice Thorn · Subject: Re: A Drink and a Smoke Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:00 pm

She had an angry look on her face.

"I'm not THAT fucking stupid..." Or am I...?

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

"You don't have to be stupid. I mean, sand goes everywhere. It's possible for it to kinda creep up in there and then you can't get it out for three days and it hurts really bad when you pee and I can't go to the doctor 'cause they'd laugh at me." Kana flinched and shifted his weight to the other leg.

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Alice Thorn · Subject: Re: A Drink and a Smoke Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:05 pm

"Well... I had a towel laid out to lay upon. So I win!" She poked her tounge out at him.