Useless information and new people

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

She sighed and put a hand on his shoulder comfortingly. "Hate to break it to ya, kid, but you're adorable. Seriously cute. Like a puppy. I doubt you could beat ten-year-old in a fight."

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Michael · Subject: Re: Useless information and new people Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:28 pm

"So... why puff ball? Why not something less... childish in it's own?" Michael was a bit offended. "And I am perfectly aware of my weak state. Why do you think I didn't run away? Why do you think I went back to my business?"

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

She held up her hands in surrender. "Okay, okay. Sorry. Didn't mean to touch a nerve."

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Michael · Subject: Re: Useless information and new people Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:39 pm

"I'm not volatile, like you obviously are. Quit acting." She had struck a nerve and Michael was hating his mood... but he wasn't going to stop.

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

"I'm acting?" she asked. "I'm not acting. I'm stating my opinion."

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Michael · Subject: Re: Useless information and new people Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:45 pm

"Whatever. I'm good." Michael sighed. "So why are you here?"

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

"I want to know why I'm here," she replied. "And you want to know why I'm here, too. And where is here, anyway?"

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Michael · Subject: Re: Useless information and new people Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:48 pm

"So now you're a philosopher? Fucking great..." Michael sighed again. "Should I just be on my way? Or would you prefer me dead?"

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

She blinked at him. "If you must know, I've been having homosexual urges toward a man I hate and I want to know why."

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Michael · Subject: Re: Useless information and new people Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:59 pm

"Huh... how is it homosexual if you're a woman?!" Michael was now curious as to what she meant. Unless 'she's' a transvestite, on something, or just naturally that feminine...

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

Kana rolled her eyes. "Well obviously, I'm not always a woman. Sometimes I'm a man." She knew this would confuse him. However, she found this extremely amusing, so she said it like it was completely rational and he was stupid not to realize this.

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Michael · Subject: Re: Useless information and new people Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:05 pm

"What the fuck? Have I been drinking in my sleep or something? Explain..." Michael had a headache...

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

Kana giggled. "What? You're telling me you've never been a woman before?"

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Michael · Subject: Re: Useless information and new people Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:07 pm

"Would you seriously quit fucking with my head and get to an explanation?!" He was getting irate... headaches had the power.

**Kana Katana** · Number of posts: 1226 Registration date: 2008-11-21

Just to mess with him even more, Kana glanced over his shoulder and stared, open mouthed. "Oh, wow," she said breathlessly.

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